
POSITIVE POLITICS
Let us never forget that government is ourselves and not an alien power over us. The ultimate rulers of our democracy are not a president and senators and congressmen and government officials, but the voters of this country.
Franklin D Roosebelt
What Happened To Us?
The Case for Unbiased Elections
Are you not entertained!? So once asked a gladiator of the cheering witnesses to blood-sport in a Roman arena. The same question could be asked of the American electorate today. Did we not bear witness to a spectacle of grand proportions in 2016? It had just about everything a reality-show republic could ask for; salacious allegation, foreign conspiracy, “outsider” intrigue. Of course it all feels a bit quant now compared to the barbarity of the 2020 election. Conspicuously absent from both however (besides decency, honesty and the faintest hint of integrity) was real democracy.
What we were treated to in 2016 was instead a false choice between two candidates of epically poor repute, presented by a handful of prejudicial networks with the blessing of two parties that agree on absolutely nothing save for the gullibility of the American people. Of course party leaders would never admit to that last part. Instead they heap nauseating compliments on us, hoping that we’re insecure enough to vote for the party that best flatters our ego. They’ll demonize others, hoping we’re petty enough to join in. And they will habitually mislead or out-and out lie to us, praying we are either dumb enough to believe them or desperate enough not to care.
Now I know many will say that this is the nature of politics and that trickery and deceit have always been fixtures of it. But this time it was particularly nasty. The unhinged negativity created deep rifts in our society; splitting households and destroying friendships. It also exposed the deep faults in our system that brought us to this point by stripping us of choice and continuing to put our destiny in undeserving hands. We’re not just talking about the embarrassingly obvious democratic shams like the Electoral College or the United States Senate; but also more subtle flaws in the system such as the thousands of campaigns funded with a down payment of future fealty, the hundreds of congressional districts drawn to produce inevitable outcomes, a primary election scheduled with a predestined conclusion, an utterly whacked out Supreme Court, and the sanctioned suppression of any candidate not willing to sell their souls to one of the two parties that lord over the nation’s electorate like jealous lovers.
Because right now America, you are stuck in a dysfunctional doom triangle with two crazy parties that claim to have your best interest at heart, but will do anything to keep you from exploring better options. Don’t settle. Don’t fall back into that toxic relationship that you know is harming you and everyone else around you. America, you can do better.

REDUCING DIVISION
“The ‘democracy gap’ in our elections spells a deep sense of powerlessness by people who drop out, do not vote, or listlessly vote for the ‘least worst’ every four years and then wonder why after every cycle the ‘least worst’ gets worse.”
-Ralph Nader

Ranked Choice Voting
Imagine a family with five children.
The kids want a pet and the parents decide to take the opportunity to teach their kids a lesson in democracy by holding a family election on which pet to get. The oldest child votes for a puppy, the second votes for a kitten, the third votes for a bunny. The youngest two kids decide they want a snail. Despite the strong objections of the older three kids, they each voted for separate choices, so their collective disgust was not taken into account. Should the whole family be stuck with a slimy snail because it got the most first place votes, even though the majority of kids don’t want it? Or should the parents weigh secondary choices as well and find something more palatable to everyone?
Supreme Makeover
The U.S. Supreme Court, the oft-forgotten third pillar of American democracy, springs to the forefront of our consciousness every few years when a controversial decisions comes down from on high, or when the mafia-style political wheels start churning upon the unfortunate death of a Justice. Their decisions have a profound impact on the lives of hundreds of millions of people, which is why the current method of appointing and confirming justices is so abhorrent.


The Primary Fix
We are where we are today because of a broken primary system. The two parties who contrived to co-opt the cockamamie process of selecting presidential candidates failed us all in 2016, providing us one long coronation of party royalty and one seventeen-contestant edition of the worst Bachelor knockoff ever. It was too long, too ugly, and far too divisive. And now in 2024, there essentially wasn’t even a presidential primary at all. So rather than go through all the obtuse problems that our primaries serve us up every four years, let’s just get right to the solutions.

Every. Vote. Counts. Equally.
“The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see”
– Ayn Rand

Automatic Registration
Fraud, phony, a sham! Goes the Republican party. Suppression, restriction, Jim Crow! Go the Democrats. And ‘round and ‘round we go in circles until we arrive in the bizzarro-world of 2020’s America, where claims of a massive illegal voting conspiracy are tossed about as if it were the zaniest part of a madcap Kanye rant. Perhaps the real fraud is perpetrated on the millions who believe it. But the point remains, that there is a fix to the concerns that both parties raise. It’s known as automatic voter registration, and it all starts with the most transformative no-brainer idea needed in American bureaucracy today: USAccounts.
Election Day
Traditions are great. Who doesn’t love fireworks on the Fourth of July, Pumpkin Pie on Thanksgiving or the annual Gloucester Cheese Roll. What’s that? You’ve never heard of the last one? That’s the two-hundred year old British tradition of rolling a wheel of cheese down a perilously steep hill and seeing who can run/tumble/fall down the hill fast enough to catch it. The one who does, gets the cheese while the losers get mostly broken bones, concussions and very, very dirty. Some traditions are cherished, time-honored public rituals. Some traditions are cheese rolling. Election Day in America, is cheese rolling.


Ballot Initiatives
Do you remember Susan Boyle? If not, watch this: youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk
If you’re like me, you’ve been told time and again that America is not a real democracy; that we’re actually a Constitutional Federal Representative Democratic Republic of whatever technicality suits that smug political science major who revels in asserting that you aren’t actually as free as you think you are. It’s usually reasoned by such people that majority rule is code for super scary ‘mob rule’ and that we are not up to the task of self-governance. To that I say: What a load of tosh.

CORRUPTION CANCELATION
“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’”
– Charles Brown

Democracy Dollars
Democracy dollars are a form of public financing of elections, where citizens receive vouchers or credits that they can donate to the candidates of their choice. The idea is to reduce the influence of wealthy donors and special interests, and to empower ordinary people to participate in politics.
End Gerrymandering
Much has been said about the process of parties giving themselves an advantage in elections by slicing up states into favorable districts. If you need a refresher on what Gerrymandering is, here’s a quick explainer. It would be great to hear an actual impartial defense of why partisan state legislatures still should be in charge of redistricting their states, but seeing as there really isn’t one, we can just skip to the solutions.


Term Limits
Say what you will about the outcome, but you can’t deny that the fall of 2016 was a special time in this country’s history. With the eyes of the entire world firmly fixated on the American Rust Belt, a bitterly fought contest of improbable magnitude finally came to its epic, most unexpected conclusion, leaving much of the public in tears.
